Today I got word that I have received three prizes for topping UCL Laws faculty in one way or another. The Herbert Smith Prize for Excellence, Webber Prize (highest grade performance) and the S J Berwin prize (best overall examination grade).

Fuck. If they had told me earlier I could put it in my CV and maybe Clifford Chance, Freshfields and Linklaters wouldn't have rejected me. sigh.

In any case, this is so surreal.

This is ridiculous.

I need to get champagne.

I need to get smashed.

This is yet another excuse, I know. But at least I have a reason.

Edit:
This is hell. dad is crying about how the top student cant get into the columbia program. he is gonna call rodney austin up, whereupon he will find out about me extremely poor attendance. and ill be properly screwed